~jimmyvalentino

Level 1
(X) said LOL out loud
(X) forgotten your own age
( ) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 2

Level 3
( ) Licked your toe
( ) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 2

Level 4
(X) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
(X) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank milk right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR:4

Level 5
(X) Eaten bugs (everyone does while they sleep anyways so ya XD)
( ) Eaten garbage
(X) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(X) Eaten a booger (I'm sure everyone did when they were little >.>

SO FAR: 7

Level 6
(X) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(X) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people (same van as todd i think, and it was very slow)
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by yourself
(X) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3 (I was a very deprived child)
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house (cannae drive dammit!)

SO FAR: 10

Level 7
(X) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
(X) Put salt in your coffee (I did something else in coffee which was my mums but i think i had best not say what it was )
( ) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 12

Level 8
(X) Jumped over a car (perhaps not jumped but I climbed over when I was little)
( ) Jumped out of a moving car
(X) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose (I've done that and also jumped into a batch of nettles, blisters everywhere, not nice )
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Jumped off your house

So far: 14

Level 10
(X) Forgot where you live
(X) Forgot your own birthday
(X) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 17

Level 11
(X) Walked into a Pole
(X) Walked into a Wall
(X) Walked into someone
(X) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 21

Level 12

( ) Won A Burping contest (I fail at burping T-T)
( ) Burped the alphabet
(X) Burped just to break the silence (By accident but I did break the silence)
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 22

Level 13

(X) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (I had a whole bowl of Asda's Mango Icecream, I was crazy and hyper that night)
(X) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice (Well I paid for the whole damn thing XD)

SO FAR : 25

Level 14

(X) Caught picking your nose (Sure when I was a kid, kids generally do that I woulda assumed until their parents told them to stop)
(X) Caught going to the bathroom outside (Newcastle is not a very nice place and I as very far from home and had been out all day ¬¬ not proud of myself)
(X) Caught with your pants down (depends on what they mean as in pants, in geordie pants just means trousers so I'll go with that 8D )
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 28

Level 15

(X) Shoved something up your nose (Twas a green bead when I was like 6 XD)
(X) Picked your nose and studied what came out (Well when you first pick your nose ever you would look to see what it is, I mean yuou don't just get something from your nose and just not think of what it could be XD)
(X) Picked your nose till it bled (Again, I was a kid, damnit this makes me feel like such a awkward child ¬¬
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(X) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 32

Level 16

(X) Told a lie
(X) Been caught in a lie
(X) Lied to cover a lie
(X) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 36

Level 17
(X) Laughed at someone in pain (Yeh I did, twas when I was playing tennis with Ricky, I kinda whacked the ball at his crotch and then later at his head, accident, really D= )
(X) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself (Ricky did this ¬¬ we're watching this video then he comes up to me and says Melons and I burst into hysterics and people looked at me, twas not pleased ¬¬
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 38

Level 18

(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Believed in Santa past the age of 8 (I want Santa to exist D= )
( ) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(X) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 41

Level 19

(X) Threw a party for yourself (My parents were in Newcastle and I had the whole house to myself 8D )
(X) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
(X) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (practicing tennis against a wall is not advisable)
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face (I think I remember something like this)

SO FAR: 44

Level 20

(X) Pretended to know what you are doing
(X) Pretended you were hot shit
(X) Pretended you weren’t listening
(X)Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 48

Level 22

(X) Fell on the sidewalk
(X) Fell down the stairs
(X) Fell UP the stairs
(X) Went Sledding down the stair

SO FAR: 52

Level 23

( ) Tried to do a real cool back flip
( ) and busted your ass
(X) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(X) and didn’t lift your feet, retard (First attempt ¬¬ I AM RETARD)

SO FAR: 54

Level 24

(X) Ate food that you just kind of found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
(X) Ate something nasty to get a laugh (Wasn't so much as nasty as it was really really bitter stoof)
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 56

Level 25

(X) Cried when you hurt yourself
( ) Cried when you didn’t get your way
(X) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR: 58

Level 26

( ) Gone swimming naked
( ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(X) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ (I loved swimming when I was little XD)

SO FAR: 59

Level 27

( ) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) Rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) Rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog

SO FAR: 59

Level 28

(X) Locked yourself out of your house
(X) Locked yourself out of your car (not my car really)
(X) Locked yourself IN the car (Yeh but I did it on purpose obvs XD)
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(X) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(X) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 64

Level 29

( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the Easy MAC
(X) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(X) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 66

Level 31

(X) Bitten plastic fruit
(X) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(X) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(X) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(X) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn’t there

SO FAR: 71

Level 32

(X) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(X) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) Shaved your eyebrows
(X) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! (I have no idea how I managed to but I did XD)

TOTAL: 74

Okay guys, if you wanna do this, repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things

Wow, I never thought I'd get that many points

Okay guys, 1 week away 8D so people who are coming will be Alex, Selph, Beth, Holly and Lou. Ricky may be coming if he gets off work, otherwise he'll come during the nights and Todd couldn't get off work so he won't be able to come except for the last days from what he told me.